NIGHT SECURITY TRAINING TAPE #05

BEAR
5 ALIVE

The hallway is longer than your employment contract.

STATIC FADES IN: you have three seconds to get comfortable.

STATIC IS FULL: do not touch WASD. Seriously. Three seconds.

BEAR: he is a union issue. Keep your distance.

BOMBS: cost 25 health, stun Bear5, and lower threat. Rest benches heal you and cool the threat level.

OTHER EMPLOYEES: Goober likes Simon Says, Roller likes arithmetic, Aqua throws knives, Virdbirus outsources murder, and the hallway hates backtracking.

Headphones recommended. Good judgment also recommended, but not supplied.

UNAUTHORIZED COFFEE BREAK

GENERATING NEXT SHIFT0%THE PAGE IS NOT RELOADING. MANAGEMENT HAS LEARNED ONE THING.
SIMON SAYS W 1 / 7
Roller's extremely legitimate random number machine
ROLLER ROLLED1

LOBBY BENEFITS DESK • OPTIONAL • NEXT ROUND ONLY

COMPLIMENTARY
BUFF & DEBUFF

Goober chooses the cost. Gren supplies the perk. Press 1–3, or 0 to leave.

INCIDENT REPORT #LOL

YOU MOVED.

The static asked for one thing.

Your new friend